"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."
Frozen Food Magician Prints
Decorate their kitchen or workspace with a vibrant print that honors the frozen food magician’s love for culinary magic. A fun, artistic statement piece for their home or office.
'I sent out for everything.'
Come dine with me!
On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.
Domestic Goddess.
A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.
Hungry child
"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"
'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'
'You realize we're only having three people over...'
'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'
Benihana style of cooking.
The Witches Discover The Wok
Party time.
"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."
'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'
"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"
Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.
"Did you remove the bay leaf?"
Surprise in the salad bowl
"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."
"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."
Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.
"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."
"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).
You're the sizzle in my roast!
Hot pot
Culinary surgery.
"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"
"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."
"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."
'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'
'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'
"More?"
'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'
Frozen Food Magician Prints Collection
Frozen Food Magician Mugs
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Frozen Food Magician Pillows
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Frozen Food Magician T-Shirts
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