Baking Magician Prints

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Come dine with me!

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Benihana style of cooking.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Cake Free Zone

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Surprise in the salad bowl

Little chef.

Hot pot

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"Fridge-to-table"

The legend of Chef Arthur.

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'