Kitchen Magician Prints

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

Nigella Lawson.

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

'I can't understand how we've managed to spoil the broth.'

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'

Come dine with me!

'Fried egg'

'My wife can cook anything I want. But then I don't want it.'

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

'-and did anyone notice my little faux pas with the meat balls?'

"Your mom really puts herself into her work, doesn't she?"

"But I put garlic into nearly ALL my cooking..!"

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

"Now cover those leftovers with lots of cheese. What they don't know won't hurt them."

"I love to cook, but usually I don't have enough parsley, sage, rosemary or time."

Chef's Surprise: "I'm telling everyone that tonight's special is Osso Bucco."

Chef

Pie

"You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, but you can make a killer Bolognese sauce."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Anton Mosimann

Bake-a-thon.

Cooking.

'I don't care if it has lettuce, tomato, special sauce on a sesame bun...it's still liver!'

'We need someone who can mop the floor, take care of the garbage, and bake pies.'

Self-Help, Self-Hurt, and Cooking Books.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack. BW

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

15 Minute Meals

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

'Just call me Delia...'

Hot pot