Frozen Food Master Pillows

Mom's Home-Deforested Cooking!

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Dad's Dinner: The Best in Frozen Foods.

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

Cutting round an igloo...

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

North woman sells frozen vegetables.

Dad's Diner - 'The best in frozen foods'.

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of frozen dinners!'

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

Ice Fisherman followed by a colony of penguins.

"But I put garlic into nearly ALL my cooking..!"

'More customer complaints, sir! They complain that the container takes too long to open!'

Baking

Fisherman catches fish sticks

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen

Grocery shopper sees TV Dinners and Radio Dinners

"And here is our man for all seasonings."

TV Dinners, Re-runs of last week's specials.

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'

Cryogenic Cookery

'To her, the four basic food groups are: canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'I'm putting Mr Nooka in charge of frozen foods.'