Frozen Food Master Gifts

Mom's Home-Deforested Cooking!

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

"It may be called a 'Butterball', but you still can't throw it at your sister!"

Dad's Dinner: The Best in Frozen Foods.

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Cutting round an igloo...

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

North woman sells frozen vegetables.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of frozen dinners!'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

Dad's Diner - 'The best in frozen foods'.

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

Ice Fisherman followed by a colony of penguins.

"But I put garlic into nearly ALL my cooking..!"

Baking

'More customer complaints, sir! They complain that the container takes too long to open!'

'Today's specials are some wonderful things the chef does with 'Hungry Man Dinners'.'

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen

Fisherman catches fish sticks

Grocery shopper sees TV Dinners and Radio Dinners

"Great. The freezer's broken. Now what?"

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

Cryogenic Cookery

"And here is our man for all seasonings."

TV Dinners, Re-runs of last week's specials.

'To her, the four basic food groups are: canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'