Frozen Food Specialist Gifts

'I'm putting Mr Nooka in charge of frozen foods.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

Frankenfish

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'There's not use-by date on honey: It pretty much lasts forever...'

"It may be called a 'Butterball', but you still can't throw it at your sister!"

Dad's Dinner: The Best in Frozen Foods.

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

Cutting round an igloo...

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

North woman sells frozen vegetables.

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of frozen dinners!'

Dad's Diner - 'The best in frozen foods'.

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

'The FSA is keen on new ways to get it's message across...'

Ice Fisherman followed by a colony of penguins.

'More customer complaints, sir! They complain that the container takes too long to open!'

Mom's Home-Deforested Cooking!

What's in the milk today?

Storks - World Food Production.

'Today's specials are some wonderful things the chef does with 'Hungry Man Dinners'.'

Grocery shopper sees TV Dinners and Radio Dinners