'Today's specials are some wonderful things the chef does with 'Hungry Man Dinners'.'
Frozen Food Gourmet Gifts
Looking for a gift for a frozen food gourmet? Our collection blends humor and taste, featuring items that celebrate the joy of gourmet frozen meals. Perfect for food lovers who appreciate a clever twist on convenience, these products add a fun, personal touch to their culinary adventures. Whether they love gourmet pizza, artisan frozen snacks, or inventive ready-meals, you'll find something that's as delightful as their frozen favorites.
"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."
"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."
"When I was your age. I was really smelly."
The wonderful world of cheese.
'This is one of our most recent vintages!'
"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."
'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'
'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'
"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"
"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."
'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'
"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."
It turns out they don't go together so well,
"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"
Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.
"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."
'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'
"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"
"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"
"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."
His Her Cakes
French wine
Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop
'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'
"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."
To do before Saturday...
Too much cilantro
The Main Types of Cheese
"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."
'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'
"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."
"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"
"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."
'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'
Frozen Food Gourmet Gifts Collection
Frozen Food Gourmet Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for gourmet frozen food enthusiasts—fun designs that warm every coffee break or tea time.
Frozen Food Gourmet Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that celebrate the love of gourmet frozen foods—perfect for adding personality to any space.
Frozen Food Gourmet Prints
Browse our art prints to brighten up any kitchen or dining area with a playful nod to frozen foodie favorites.
Frozen Food Gourmet T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for food lovers—featuring witty and whimsical takes on gourmet frozen dishes.