Frozen Foodie Gifts

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

"It may be called a 'Butterball', but you still can't throw it at your sister!"

Dad's Dinner: The Best in Frozen Foods.

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

Cutting round an igloo...

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

North woman sells frozen vegetables.

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of frozen dinners!'

Dad's Diner - 'The best in frozen foods'.

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

Ice Fisherman followed by a colony of penguins.

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

'More customer complaints, sir! They complain that the container takes too long to open!'

Mom's Home-Deforested Cooking!

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

I told you you'd get brain freeze if you ate them too fast.

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen

Fisherman catches fish sticks

It was almost called 'Jerry Bens' until the famous eat-off of '78,

'Today's specials are some wonderful things the chef does with 'Hungry Man Dinners'.'

Grocery shopper sees TV Dinners and Radio Dinners

"No, he's not a gelato man - he's just a regular ice cream man."

'You made a few stops didn't you?!'

"Great. The freezer's broken. Now what?"

Cryogenic Cookery

TV Dinners, Re-runs of last week's specials.