Frozen Foods Fanatic Gifts

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

"It may be called a 'Butterball', but you still can't throw it at your sister!"

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'

Dad's Dinner: The Best in Frozen Foods.

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

'I went home the other day and smelt a delicious meal cooking in the kitchen... then I realized I'd gone to the wrong house!'

Capturing a Cook

A waiter warning the cook about certain customers

'Decisions, decisions!'

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."