Frozen Foods Fan Gifts

North woman sells frozen vegetables.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

TV Chef Cooking Range

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

Dad's Dinner: The Best in Frozen Foods.

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

Warming hands over soup.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

Lazy man with 'How's my idling?' sign.

Dad's Diner - 'The best in frozen foods'.

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of frozen dinners!'

Ice Fisherman followed by a colony of penguins.

'The ice age wasn't all bad. Look what it did for the frozen food business.'

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

'Have you got the price of an icecream on you'

'More customer complaints, sir! They complain that the container takes too long to open!'

'I represent the Student Cafeteria Committee. With finals coming up, we demand more fish on the menu. We hear that's brain food.'

'I dreamed last night that we had SALAD.'

TV dinner

Fisherman catches fish sticks

Grocery shopper sees TV Dinners and Radio Dinners

I told you you'd get brain freeze if you ate them too fast.

It was almost called 'Jerry Bens' until the famous eat-off of '78,