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"Whatever you do, do not go in the sauna."

'I sent out for everything.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Is the MSG local?"

Before/After

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Spaghetti Road

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

TV's hot new political show: Meet the Produce. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. Let's be frank. The Republicans have no fiscal discipline. And the tax-and-spend liberals do? We're not ballooning the deficit! Waging war to promote freedom is not free! You stupid rotten vegetable! You're low in vitamin E! Cut to commercial.

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

Pizza Rescue.

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Anthony Bourdain with Chopsticks

101 things to do with lutefisk.

"We're making progress."

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg