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'You'd never get me up in one of those things!'

Michael Jackson from the Thriller video...and at a recent court appearance.

Butterfly Competitions

"Cute... But way too young."

"You remind me a lot of myself at your age."

'After my extreme makeover, I'll be a prince!'

John Jacob Jinglehymenoptera Schmitt

'Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?'

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

Retrospection.

"It feels like just yesterday we were only maggots in a garbage heap."

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

Before and After.

"You'll see, not only will your appearance change, but so will your diet: Nectar is delicious!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

bird interprets modern art

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Moby Dick

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Magic Tricks

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check