Transformation Admirer Gifts

'You'd never get me up in one of those things!'

Butterfly Competitions

"Cute... But way too young."

"You remind me a lot of myself at your age."

'After my extreme makeover, I'll be a prince!'

John Jacob Jinglehymenoptera Schmitt

'Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?'

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

Retrospection.

"It feels like just yesterday we were only maggots in a garbage heap."

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

"You'll see, not only will your appearance change, but so will your diet: Nectar is delicious!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

bird interprets modern art

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Moby Dick

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

Magic Tricks

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...