Transformation Enthusiasts Gifts

Butterfly man emerges from regular man shell.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"People here seem to appreciate the before and after photos much more than my previous job."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Beauty and the Beast

A Transformer for grownups

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"I prefer your early pieces."

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

Retrospection.

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"You'll see, not only will your appearance change, but so will your diet: Nectar is delicious!"

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

"I need to get back in the gym."

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'You're lucky -I'm turning into my mother'

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'