Transformation Fanatic Gifts

Ta-da! Butterfly Magician.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

'I love us when we're tan.'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Beauty and the Beast

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

A Transformer for grownups

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"I prefer your early pieces."

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"Now do you believe me?"

Retrospection.

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

She was always an introvert.

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."

Michelangelo