Metamorphosis Fanatic Gifts

"This is all still just SO disturbing."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"You've changed."

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"I feel all tingly."

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

"I prefer your early pieces."

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

'Is that you, Take That?'

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

Insect Police. There's his mug shot and this is a computer generated image of what he might look like today.

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

I think I've been stuck in my tiny apartment too long.

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

Metamorphosis is coming.

"Trick or trample!"