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"This is all still just SO disturbing."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"You've changed."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

"I prefer your early pieces."

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

'Is that you, Take That?'

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.