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Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"You've changed."

'You've changed.'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

"I prefer your early pieces."

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

Caterpillar Paranoia

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

Insect Police. There's his mug shot and this is a computer generated image of what he might look like today.

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

"I'm open to new things."

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

I think I've been stuck in my tiny apartment too long.

Butterfly looking through hospital nursery window at caterpillars in bassinets.