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Michelle was the first in her class to pupate.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

The Working Woman's Magazine

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"You've changed."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

A Transformer for grownups

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

"I prefer your early pieces."

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'I didn't do the paper work necessary for you to get paid because I figured you don't need the money since your husband also works.'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

Liberty, equality, sorority.

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."