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'Tell me more about this 6-week plan you tried.'

"You remind me a lot of myself at your age."

'We still like you and all, but ever since you came out of that cocoon. . . I don't know, man. You've changed. . . You've changed.'

Cocoon

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

"Why did she have to kiss me?"

Butterfly looking through hospital nursery window at caterpillars in bassinets.

All Metamorphosed And No Place To Go.

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'

A cocoon about to set fire to the butt of another cocoon.

'Whatever...You'll never convince me that I wasn't adopted. I look nothing like you!'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"This time I know I can change."

Visual Gag: Change room for caterpillars

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"Yeah, they're doing more maintenance, so my flight's delayed again."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

bird interprets modern art

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"You've changed."

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

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