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'He's worried that he'll emerge a butterfly.'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"You've changed."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"Hair spray"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Mammoth Posing

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"I prefer your early pieces."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

Philip of Mastodon

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

Death Takes A Time-Share

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'