Metamorphosis Admirers Gifts

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

'He's worried that he'll emerge a butterfly.'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"You've changed."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"Hair spray"

Mammoth Posing

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"I prefer your early pieces."

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

You have to hunt a different one

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

Death Takes A Time-Share

Philip of Mastodon

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.