Metamorphosis Lovers Gifts

Butterfly man emerges from regular man shell.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"You've changed."

'You've changed.'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

"I prefer your early pieces."

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

Caterpillar Paranoia

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

I think I've been stuck in my tiny apartment too long.

Metamorphosis is coming.

"I'm open to new things."

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"