Meat Enthusiasts Gifts

Noah's first venture after the flood.

"I was arguing with a bunch of vegetarians. One thing led to another and I wound up eating something that disagreed with me."

Thigh or breast?

'With all the fooling around with genes that's going on, it really is mystery meat.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Important Food Groups

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Platter confusion.

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

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"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Oooh... bacon!"

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"