Meat Market Enthusiast Gifts

Hams - this little piggy went to the market.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Important Food Groups

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Platter confusion.

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."