Cattle Market Enthusiast Gifts

"So that's how they set the soybean price."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Slinky Cow World

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"They’re real."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Pull the udder one

A Tumble Cow

Jumping Wall Street.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I'm an enigma!"

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'