Cattle Aficionado Gifts

Grass Snobs

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Slinky Cow World

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"They’re real."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

A Tumble Cow

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Pull the udder one

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I'm an enigma!"

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.