Cattle Lover Gifts

'We complete each other...'

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'Here comes the pimp.'

Bull arrives home to find his dinner's in his wife's second stomach

"I gotta say...Not a fan of the Angus."

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

'Get 'em all dehorned already, Doc?

'Blossom, you're not chewing your cud.'

'If cows are sacred in India, why not worldwide? I'm starting up a petition...'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"It's amazing what you can buy online."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow's straw

Cow Blue Arrows

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Slinky Cow World

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

A Tumble Cow