Cow Lover Gifts

"This is the life eh.?"

As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.

Bailey's Irish Cream Farm.

'Look, the herd instinct has gotten us this far - why do we need parliamentary procedure now?

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

Mike Thins Out The Herd. 'Now kick those hooves up to the sky...and, one, and two, and...'

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

'I think that magnet you put in her stomach might have been just a little too strong.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Weight conscious cow

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

Freshest ice cream in town!

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"I don't get the feeling that we're really committed to this stampede.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'This isn't the best start to a finance meeting...'

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

Farmer Christmas.

I see Daisy has employed her 'cloaking device'!

'Getting these old cows gastric bypass surgery cost too much money Marge.We're gonna lose the farm for sure now!'

Thanks for the Re-Tweet!

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Cow InOut Trays.

"He calls himself 'The Hedge!'"

Happy birthday to you!

Sir Cowalot.

'Will someone fetch me that new dairy maid?'

Fresh milk - Self service

"Grass...grass...and grass!"

"What's the pointillism?"

Two chips passing in the night.

A Stampede

Dawn of the Dead Grass.

"Enough with the jokes."

A cow plays a prank on another cow.