Comfy Cow Lover Gifts

Carpet Cows

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow Blue Arrows

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

A Tumble Cow

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Get on with it!

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Boomerang cow.

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!