Cow-loving Friend Gifts

"You're famous, Angus."

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow Blue Arrows

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Slinky Cow World

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

A Tumble Cow

Boomerang cow.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Get on with it!

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'