Quirky Cow Lovers Gifts

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Cow Blue Arrows

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow's straw

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Slinky Cow World

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Get on with it!

A Tumble Cow

Boomerang cow.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"I'm an enigma!"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'