Quirky Livestock Lover Gifts

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Cheesie Rider

Sick Rancher Humor

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

And if you help drive the herd all the way to Kansas City, you get to keep one steer for yourself! The first stock option.

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'We complete each other...'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

Genetics Lab. You developed a dwarf cow? I call it "mini-moo"!

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."