Comedy Livestock Enthusiast Gifts

Soap Box

Bubble Gum Farms.

Cow Show Tunes

Motorherd

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Cow writer.

Sick Rancher Humor

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Snowman carrot substitute.

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'Pork bellies are up...'

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Triple Sock Cow

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

'I wish this wasn't happening.'

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

Quick! To the Other Side of the Field.

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

"be-be-be-be"

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

"He's worth quite a bit of money but it's all tied up in semen.''

"I'm here about the found poster."

"I love it!"

'Uh, i'll pass.'

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards