Laughing Livestock Lovers Gifts

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Cow Show Tunes

Motorherd

Milking the Cow.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Cheesie Rider

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

And if you help drive the herd all the way to Kansas City, you get to keep one steer for yourself! The first stock option.

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

'Pork bellies are up...'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

Triple Sock Cow

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

Cow Pat Planning

'I wish this wasn't happening.'

"be-be-be-be"

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

'I'm a fat cattle buyer.'

Quick! To the Other Side of the Field.