Laughing Livestock Lovers T-Shirts

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Cow Show Tunes

Motorherd

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Cheesie Rider

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Triple Sock Cow

'Pork bellies are up...'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'I wish this wasn't happening.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

Cow Pat Planning

Quick! To the Other Side of the Field.

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

"be-be-be-be"