Livestock Lovers T-Shirts

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

Static Sheep 2

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

A Tumble Cow

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm an enigma!"

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

Wish you were steer!