Livestock Fan T-Shirts

Herd of Holsteins and a herd of hairstylists

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Yoyo sheep

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Sick Rancher Humor

Cheesie Rider

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

The Cattle show Week.

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'