Cattle Fan T-Shirts

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

A Tumble Cow

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm an enigma!"

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

Eat Beef

Wish you were steer!

'I can't recommend the beef.'

Cheesie Rider

Cow and Milk

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'