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Cattle Show

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Moo Out Loud

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

The Cattle show Week.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

A cow with a Brazilian.

A cow on a drip.

Ranch Dressing

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

Mc Seven

Bovine Proctology Graduation

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Here comes the pimp.'

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty

How do I know it's yours?

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

'Now, son - let's review. This is a cow! That was a bull!'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

"Trust me, Cattle futures are the last place you want to invest"

'We're up S**t Creek without a paddle! YAY!'

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

A heifer you can't refuse,...