Quirky Cattle Fan T-Shirts

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Antler Buzzers.

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

A cow with a Brazilian.

A cow on a drip.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

How do I know it's yours?

Adaptability.

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

A heifer you can't refuse,...

Production in times of pandemic

Herd of Holsteins and a herd of hairstylists

COWS: Cows weekly shop

'We're up S**t Creek without a paddle! YAY!'

"It is progress, but I miss the thrill of the hunt!"

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

Cow pencil fly rubber.

Chicken Costume

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

Kangaroo in a plane.

'I've known you a long time and it's time I told you the truth, I'm not really a person, I'm just a suit full of chickens..'

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!