Collectible Cattle Fans T-Shirts

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Cow yin yang spots.

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Boarway Show

A cow with a Brazilian.

A cow on a drip.

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'