Cow Fan T-Shirts

A cow on a drip.

A cow with a Brazilian.

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

A heifer you can't refuse,...

How do I know it's yours?

'We're up S**t Creek without a paddle! YAY!'

Cow pencil fly rubber.

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow's straw

Cow Blue Arrows

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Slinky Cow World

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Moo Out Loud

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"