Cow Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Off balance? Can't stand out in your field? Victim of cow tipping? Just buy our miracle iRemoo bracelet and balance your whole life!!'

'I know its natural and all but seriously...Get a Barn!'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

'Is it an emergency?'

'With four voracious teenagers in the house, we decided to get six dairy cows and milking machines.'

'What's with kids nowadays and tattoos?'

Who needs 'hands free' when you have the latest 'in cow' technology?

Cow Pat Planning

Cow can

"So, ah...what day is it?"

"HEY! We have a hiccupper!"

HEY!

Bunny Trick

'Havin' a favorite cow is one thing, but that's downright ridiculous.'

Cow Pilot.

'Super size mine. Who knows when Mr. Money Bags will take me out grazing again.'

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

There be dead grass yonder!

Grass cut.

Snobbish man asking boy to take of his hat

'Shirley never had problems with spiders but cows just cracked her up.

"The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."

YAAAY! BREXIT!

"Dang! I forgot my Ass. T.M card."

"That's the one thing we flies cannot abide... closure."

"I needed to find a stupider addiction to wean me off my insane habit of eating grass."

"Pssst. . . Major sideboob at 12 o'clock."

Working from home.

Working from home

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

OOOOOH! That's how it works!

"That's why cows don't use sporks!"

'The Turin Cow'.

'Wait a minute...you're not Farmer Christmas!'