Cow Connoisseurs T-Shirts

"Those days of being able to sell any old c**p have long gone!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Cow Show Tunes

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Cow's straw

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

A Tumble Cow

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Twister:Rural Social Networking

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

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'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'