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....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Bubble Gum Farms.

Cow Show Tunes

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Moo Out Loud

Cow writer.

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

The Pooperrazzi

Faux Poop!

Christopher Nolan has made some great films, but there is an Inception!

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Snowman carrot substitute.

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

YAAY! Slam dump!

"That's the main problem with your rear wheel drive model!"

Cattle farmer's super-market

Feed & Grain. Credit Cards and E-Payments Only. Being a cash cow is tougher than it used to be.

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

"Might I recommend the cud?"

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

"CSI Tulsa"

Stealth grazing.

"Those days of being able to sell any old c**p have long gone!"

Who'd have thought a mere candle up the rear would yield such a spectacular effect!

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!