Cow Connoisseurs Gifts

"Those days of being able to sell any old c**p have long gone!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Cow Show Tunes

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Cow's straw

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Slinky Cow World

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

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Twister:Rural Social Networking

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

A Tumble Cow

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.