Modern Cow Aficionados Gifts

'It's an i-Bell Mum: I can download a new ring-tone whenever I want...'

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Cow's straw

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Slinky Cow World

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

A Tumble Cow

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm an enigma!"

Kamikaze Colour

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Milkin' Impossible

"They're home...the party's over!"

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.