Cattle Connoisseur Gifts

At last, the movie goers were finally settled and relaxed. However, seconds later, Larry would realize the error of sitting between spooked buffalo and the exit door.

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

Cattle farmer's super-market

"Might I recommend the cud?"

"Good news - the price of beef is way up again."

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

Stealth grazing.

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

A cattle baron.

Cattle Grid

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Cow's straw

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Slinky Cow World

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"They’re real."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'