Cattle Connoisseur Prints

At last, the movie goers were finally settled and relaxed. However, seconds later, Larry would realize the error of sitting between spooked buffalo and the exit door.

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

Cattle farmer's super-market

"Might I recommend the cud?"

"Good news - the price of beef is way up again."

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

Stealth grazing.

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

A cattle baron.

Cattle Grid

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow's straw

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"They’re real."

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.